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March 24, 2008

holding off on insistence

it was a picture of a red balloon.

red like roses.

nothing poses in a garden unless it is meant to be found.

if you read it, would you remember it?

Posted on 03/24/2008 11:56 PM Comments (0)

January 14, 2008

good shot man

i went on a photowalk today. i figured out how to make HDR pictures. i will have to experiment more with this.

in other news, i have 9am Econometrics. lame.
Posted on 01/14/2008 12:24 AM Comments (0)

January 6, 2008

super jaded out of your mind

tomorrow i go back to class for spring semester. so then i can get myself off my playstation/xfiles addiction and back to no sleep and too much reading and writing.

today is free italian food because of a witch lady named Befana.
Posted on 01/06/2008 11:56 AM Comments (0)

December 6, 2007

My Rules

Ok, look, I feel this needs to be said.

Here are my rules for generally adding someone as a friend on here...

You will not be added if you meet the following criteria:

- you are under the age of 18
- you have too many pictures of MCR
- you're a wanker white boy rapper
- you have no picture of yourself on your profile
- you look too emo
- you list The Hills as a favourite tv show
- your pet peeves include liars, cheats, and dishonesty because those are gay
- you link to a myspace page
- you send me a note saying "PLEASE BUZZ ME!"
- you're a douche

If you don't meet any of these, then chances are you'll get a second look.
Posted on 12/06/2007 1:42 PM Comments (0)

May 13, 2007

the stories of the black and white

i am going to see finger eleven in 21 hours.  i havent been to a concert since november.  SO I AM EXCITED AND IT WILL BE FUN AND I WILL TAKE UBER PICTURES!
mosh pit? why yes, yes i will.

Posted on 05/13/2007 10:14 PM Comments (0)

February 1, 2007

hey you big mood

so im not a fan of bring unwittingly and unknowingly being dragged into the middle of shit between other people.  im not even directly involved in any of this, but since i live here and have to hear it all the time it kind of starts to piss me off.  usually i can ignore it.  i say usually cause if no one wants to take my advice that ive been giving for the last 8 months even though they agree with it at some point im going to do something about it because i dont need it continually coming through the walls.
it's simple, you ask for their phone and you tell the person on the other end to leave second person the fuck alone and then hang up on them.  then walk away giving an accusatory finger that they should never talk to them again.  and then theres the few moments where they sit in silence trying to thin abotu what you just did.  then there's the quiet sulk to the bedroom and the doorshuts and that'll be that.

Posted on 02/01/2007 12:01 AM Comments (0)

December 14, 2006

Just cause im that bored...

vwt ees zer soundtrack fur yur live?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie


Opening Credits:
Queens of the Stoneage - Hangin Tree

Waking up:
Static X - The Only

First Day at school:
Nine Inch Nails - Deep

Falling In Love:
Richard Strauss - Also Sprach Zarathustra

Fight Song:
John Frusciante - Omission

Breaking Up:
Matthew Good - In a World Called Catastrophe

Grad:
Black Label Society - House

Life:
Matthew Good Band - Rico

Mental Breakdown:
Ozzy Osbourne - I Dont Want to Change the World

Driving:
The Grateful Dead - Turn on Your Love Light

Flashback:
Tool - Spasm (Peach cover)

Getting Back Together:
Tragically Hip - Heaven is a Better Place Today

Wedding:
John Frusciante - Lock On

Birth of Child:
Arrogant Worms - History is Made by Stupid People

Final Battle:
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Warm Tape

Death Scene:
Our Lady Peace - Waited

Funeral Song:
Kronos Quartet - Tense

End Credits:
Our Lady Peace - Right Behind You

Posted on 12/14/2006 5:22 PM Comments (0)

November 19, 2006

new song

Plaztik Pillz...it's about a robot who goes crazy but doesn't know it.  it's loosely influenced by a picutre of Robby the Robot.
Posted on 11/19/2006 1:36 AM Comments (0)

November 2, 2006

the sensory home

been a while since i wrote something here.
i changed up the colour theme.  button colours.
profile picture.
stuff.
i had to read an article for tonights class called "Video, Performance, and Experience: Researching and Representing the Sensory Home"
it's actually not a bad article.  last week we had to read one on using photographs for ethnography and it blew out my ass because the guy who wrote it never even mentioned semiotics once and therefore I hated it.
it's raining right now.  i live on a mountain so technically it isnt so much raining as I'm just in a cloud which is made up of water so it makes sense that it's perpetually raining.

fyi...instant mashed potatos = awesome.

Posted on 11/02/2006 3:28 PM Comments (0)

July 14, 2006

songs for the deafed up

new song...Truth Inconsequence
Posted on 07/14/2006 8:09 PM Comments (0)

July 8, 2006

you should...

...all go out and buy The Raconteurs cd.
Posted on 07/08/2006 9:40 PM Comments (0)

July 6, 2006

dashboard confessionemo

today at work mike and i were driving in a truck and a dashboard song came on and we changed the words as we sang along to stuff like "im vindicated! i am emo i am weak im a whiney little bastard cause i wear my sister's jeans!"

and then he had two ppl phone him to try and sell him their ticket to the DC show tonight.  HAHAHAHAHA!!!!  he didnt go.

Posted on 07/06/2006 10:21 PM Comments (0)

June 19, 2006

...

STOP PLAYING LIKE FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!  ITS GAME 7!!!! START PLAYING LIKE ITS FUCKING GAME 7!!!!!  YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO UNFUCK THIS!!!
Posted on 06/19/2006 7:00 PM Comments (0)

June 14, 2006

holla nuts!

holy shit intense game!  oilers are up 3-2 after one period.  even taking shit penalties too.
FUCK YOU CAM WARD YOU"RE GETTING BEAT TONIGHT!

Posted on 06/14/2006 6:02 PM Comments (0)

June 8, 2006

fuck you ebay

apparently because people can hack into your account means that you are a security risk and could damage the integrity of the eBay community.

uh huh.

i have an idea.  How about you guys get better security?  ok?  sound good?  Because im pretty sure if all you ebay technicians look at my account activity you'll see one thing:

watch hockey tickets.  watch hockey tickets. watch hockey tickets.

thanks for nothing dipshits.  guess im sitting on the couch for the games again.

Posted on 06/08/2006 5:49 PM Comments (0)

June 7, 2006

turn off your tv...

it's honestly painful to be watching this game right now.
we're done.  bye bye stanley cup.
might as well forfeit this game.
i feel sick watching this.

Posted on 06/07/2006 7:11 PM Comments (0)

*clears throat*

DAMMIT HOW THE HELL IS EVERYONE GETTING FUCKING TICKETS TO THE OILERS HOME GAMES????
S;LDKFA;SDLFJ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT THINK THAT THESE LETTERS IN THIS FONT CAN GET BIG ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY CAPTURE THE AMOUNT OF YELLING I WOULD ACTUALLY BE DOING SAYING THIS!!!!
IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY AREN'T YELLING ENOUGH EVEN WITH CAPS LOCK ON!!!
I WANT A GODDAMN TICKET!!!! FUCKING SCALPERS CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU GREEDY SONS OF BITCH ASS TWAT FUCKTARD COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
...
schmeh.

Posted on 06/07/2006 3:48 PM Comments (1)

June 6, 2006

ouch my brain

i never ever liked to study.  i hated it in high school, and i learned to begrudgingly repsect it so far in my university career.
i got pissed off at my family tonight cause i was trying to study.  maybe it's my fault for not warning them that when i get into study mode i get really snappy if people bother me.
so off to the public library i go.
you know, when i was a kid, everyone told me that you go to the library and you be quiet and you dont talk because that's not what libraries are for.
i guess in the interim years people must have reassessed this notion.
do you have ANY idea how annoying it is to have 5 high school fucktwats talking ten feet away from you while you're trying to read a 23 page article about the regression of the tourist into a childlike state in Freudian terms?
i hate Freud enough already, it only makes it worse when you have to tune those assholes out.
i also saw my old high school religion teacher, who happened to go sit down at a table with three of the fuckhats and start talking too.  he waved.  i waved.  i went back to freud.
the little part of my brain in the background reminded me i havent gone over to the high school yet.
the bigger part of my brain said "shut the fuck up, you need to learn this, and you already decided you arent going anyway."
when i spend a few hours hardcore reading to motor through stuff i get really irritable immediately after.  and then i get twitchy if i dont take some down time.
ths i am hiding in the basement trying to figure out some down time.  and feeling tweaked.
actually, im kind of happy about feeling tweaked.  i havent felt academically challenged for a while.  this makes me happy.  it's a good tweak.
i enjoy it.
it's sad to say that reading how tourist brochures appeal to people because it sends them into a childlike state within which they can live out fantasies and then get frustrated because it's all based on Freudian psychology is like a drug to me.

Posted on 06/06/2006 7:34 PM Comments (1)

June 5, 2006

oh. fuck.

edmonton is so fucked.  we are so doomed.
first...

FUCK YOU CONKLIN YOU SHITBAG!

second...

oh shit we are so fucked.

Posted on 06/05/2006 8:21 PM Comments (1)

shakalakalaka

edmonton's up 3-1 after 2.  a few guys at work said that crolina would win this one.  they're traitors.
awesome game so far, last minute of the second period was fucking CRAZY! soooo much short handed offence on our part!
im wondering if cam ward is going to be starting in goal for carolina in the third period.
if this is how the whole series is going to go, Mr. Stanley should be back at home right quickly.

Posted on 06/05/2006 6:57 PM Comments (0)
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